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[Natalie "Cookie" Bolton]

*Sigh*

I'm really not happy with my tribe, no one aside from Coach, Tyson, Ken and myself really seem to show any kind of work ethic or desire to actually play and win, so it pisses me the fuck off to be honest.

Anyway, that's all.

[Natalie "Cookie" Bolton]

I'm having a really fun time not doing anything at all for this challenge.

#1 Because I don't have to.
#2 Because if we lose, my ass is safe because I do work
#3 If someone leads a movement against me, I got my Fire Idol

I'm having fun not worrying and just kicking back waiting for the challenge to be over.

[Natalie "Cookie" Bolton]

God, this entire place is just turning into a giant cluster fuck of players, removals, strategies and just outright idiots. Like, we’ve done a total of just three challenges and one round that included basket picking and we’ve gone from 24 and soon it’ll be at just 14. Like, it’s just a tiny bit incredible how we’ve nearly minimized by fifty percent in such a short amount of time. Anyway, I guess I should go back to the beginning and recap how this whole thing started…and why it’s actually my fault Coach is gone.

Yesterday once the immunity challenge was posted, I was actually feeling dead tired, and given my track record with the previous two challenges, I honestly didn’t feel like competing, or at least not at the time. I told Coach who kind of acted as the messenger of our tribe, that I’d be on late at night to work on anything that might be left, because honestly, this was me when Coach first approached me after the word search was posted.



Anyway, so I take a nap, don’t really check the challenge until around sometime in the dead of night and notice that we’re way ahead of the other tribe, so really I don’t contribute. How do I know we’re ahead? Candice, better known as Peter, came and contacted me just striking up a friendly conversation and eventually I find out that we’re pretty much double their score, so I don’t worry at the moment. I mean, this is pretty much my reaction to knowing that our tribe is going to kick their green asses to the curb for the third straight time in a row.



Anyway, we keep on talking and Candice comes right out with it and tells me she wants to be sent to exile in the case that her tribe loses immunity yet again. Honestly, I’d send Candice if I could have, but I wasn’t about to jeopardize my position just for her, especially when she’s on, what I consider, a sinking ship. We talk more and more about exile and how she wants to send Corinne to exile if she wins the challenge, afraid (as she very well should be) that Corinne would get the boot if she stayed for tribal, which she would have. Candice goes on saying how Corinne is her best ORG friend in the world and that their relationship is basically a mirror of mine and Parvati’s relationship.

That kind of rubbed me the wrong way, because while I do love Tara, I hate how people always assume and group us together, I mean it’s like, “Oh shit Tara is here??? That must mean Erin is here too! Those bitches are soooo in an alliance.” I mean, it’s like calm your tits people, can’t I play a different game with different people?

Anyway, so I let Candice keep running her mouth, spilling some more information and when I reveal to her that Corinne campaigning to send her to exile last round put a huge target on her back, she wanted to know how and why, and she wanted to know.

I relayed how Coach, the messenger, went around asking last immunity win on who to send and told me, and presumably others on or tribe, that Corinne wanted to send Candice and Joel. First of all that pissed me off for two reasons; I don’t care if that’s your friend, we need to keep the other tribe’s weak players around, and those two aren’t their weakest. The second reason was for the simple fact that this bitch had done and has continued to do nothing for our tribe in this game, so why the fuck does she think she gets any say in the matter?

Anyway, this really aggravates Candice and she proclaims to me that she’s going to be gunning for Coach like hardcore crazy, and I’m thinking fine, any heat you want to cause for other players that aren’t me is totally fine. Even though I’m in an alliance with Coach and Tyson and have grown to like Coach, my ultimate goal has been and will continue to be, to win the game, so more drama that doesn’t center on me is perfect.

Communication dies for the night, I go to bed, think nothing of it, and head off to bed, with no idea what’s to come the following morning.

TBC…

[Natalie "Cookie" Bolton]

Last time in Bitch Bolton’s confessionals……a lot of shit went down.

This time….more shit goes down….a lot of shit…..shit.

Anyway, continuing from where I left off, I go to bed pretty late (at this point the sun has already risen for me) and I’m glad I get to lay down (my bed is fucking COMFORTABLE) shit, off track again, anyway I get about 4 hours of sleep (brings me back to my junior and senior years of high school) before my phone starts going crazy. I get texts from Shane but more importantly, Coach, informing me that he is no longer in the game because he was removed for breaking the exile rule. Normally I would be like, tough luck bitch, but he was deceived and completely tricked by a friend, who just so happened to be Candice.



So this really pisses me off, so I hope on AIM and immediately get an IM from Candice, and quite frankly, I don’t even utter a single word to her because I don’t trust the bitch for going that shady that fast. Like I knew Candice was going to go after Coach, but I had no idea she’d go that hard that fast. I don’t even know why Candice had so much animosity for Coach. From how we had talked a few hours prior to the removal, I never gave any reason or use of tone that should have suggested that Coach was purposely going after Corinne in a malicious or venomous way. Coach merely pointed something out to the tribe and we took note. Overall with Coach going out it was just a bad situation, and one that while fair and in the rules, is such a bad way to go out, and especially when tricked by a friend. I really wanted Coach to go deep into the game with Tyson and me.



Following the removal Coach shared his piece quickly and then left for good, which then was publicly displayed and pretty much open water for anyone who dared to tread. Joel, the idiot who thinks he’s so badass for playing a character who doesn’t give a fuck about anything, was the first to bite, basically calling Coach out. He said “Oh it didn’t go your way” Well…it didn’t go anyone’s way really, because it’s such a move that is so near the border of what’s in the game and what isn’t that people don’t expect to be caught off guard by it, especially a friend.

A few generic responses to the removal followed, and then Jerri decides to show the most activity anyone has seen from her this entire game and jump right into the fray, calling Candice out for it; beginning a charge against the blonde. It was a bit humorous to watch from the sidelines, and as much as I like Candice, Jerri pretty much took her to the cleaners with her rebuttals. Even Russell jumps into in a way and basically makes a comment that has an underlying showing that Candice isn’t really getting backed up here.

Joel continues to be an idiot, and no one really thinks his “I don’t give a shit” attitude is cool, so I don’t know exactly who he’s trying to impress or entertain here. Parvati, the brilliant mind she is here in this game, goes and dares to insult Jerri. Jerri then in the heat of the moment reveals that she’s after Candice and Tara for her comment, and that she has an idol that if she goes down, she’s taking someone with her.

So with that I’m concluding that she has some sort of variation of my Fire Idol, so either the Wind Idol, Earth Idol, or Water Idol. It was also said that Jonathon also held a twist when he was removed, so I’m hoping the twist was one of those idols and that’s another trinket that can’t harm me in this game. From what Jerri say’s though, I’m thinking that my Idol is more powerful than hers as she says that she’ll take someone with her, so I guess she wouldn’t stay in the game. Joel is also confident to pretty much call everyone out, so it's possible he could have one of those idols.

Things are getting heated, and everyone is dropping like flies. Kind of reminds me of some bad horror movie, but I’m a bad ass bitch, so I just need to drink vodka and suck it up.