Post by Natalie "Cookie" Bolton on Jun 25, 2011 17:50:35 GMT -5
Ugh, so I don’t even know where to begin with all of this, I think I’ll just the shorter and bitchier version of this recap because being surrounded by all these moronic fucks and having to talk about them is one, draining, and two, just a small sliver above pointless. Seriously, I nearly hate everyone in the game, but I always do, so I guess it’s time to vent.
Let’s go back to the tribe swap and how much my new tribe absolutely sucks. Greg, vibrant personality as ever, wanted to name our tribe after some Dr. Who dumb ass shit and I was like, time to suck some dick just in case my ass is on the chopping block, so I was like “Cool idea bro.” Ugh, kill me. Anyway, aside from the tribe swap, Jerri’s revelation to everyone that she has the Earth Idol put Candice into a panicked frenzy and came to me and asked me to throw the challenge so that she’d still be safe.
I told her sure fine, what the fuck ever, and then talked with Shane and we basically agreed that it wasn’t going to happen. So the challenge comes along, and Shane runs off to do it, but I make the bitch move and just sit there and don’t do it, so that I can throw it, but still win. I know, I’m so great and fantastic, I’m told daily.
Anyway, we still lose the challenge because Corinne just have to be off her fucking rocker twat and shout at Shane and a whole lot of other bullshit. Corinne of course runs off to Candice, and Candice, blinded by the urge to protect her furry cub, sends a few plans to shit and send NaOnka and Corinne to exile. In addition Russell’s smelly asshole is off to exile as well, leaving only four people, including myself, to survive two tribal councils. However, I have my Fire Idol, and I know that even though it’s only a one time use thing, it’ll easily, EASILY, get me through both tribals, so I’m in no way freaking out about it. Although I did act scared and pissed with Candice just to fuck with her head. It was kind of fun.
So I’m scheming with Shane on how to survive and the plan is simple. Vote Stephenie out first in a 3 to 1 vote and then have Shane tell Greg that the men are sticking together, but then turn on him with me and we’d vote Greg out 2 to 1, however there’s a slight hitch in the plan. Greg apparently has an idol that could fuck us over. I have to pretend to semi panic, because I’m sure as hell keeping my Fire Idol a secret, and I devise a plan to keep us both safe and flush out the idol away from Greg.
I tell Shane that we have to tie the vote between Greg and Stephenie, that way the idol is flushed out, but Stephenie is still the one leaving. Plan works like a charm and we’re set up to stay in the game perfectly now that Greg is completely vulnerable, but damn it all to hell, NaOnka is removed and Greg is spared. I’m pissed because this was the perfect opportunity to be rid of him, but will just have to look at the positives and be thankful that he no longer has his Air Idol.
I guess that’s all for now really, I think I’m in a really good position in this game and if I keep it up I could definitely see myself winning this game. I’ve made my presence known and then sank into the background while other people are starting their own arguments. I was the first one to start a fight so it looks like I’m not trying to fly under the radar, but I’m certainly no longer the center of attention and I don’t think too many people are concerned about the threat I could be. It’s all just so wonderful.
Let’s go back to the tribe swap and how much my new tribe absolutely sucks. Greg, vibrant personality as ever, wanted to name our tribe after some Dr. Who dumb ass shit and I was like, time to suck some dick just in case my ass is on the chopping block, so I was like “Cool idea bro.” Ugh, kill me. Anyway, aside from the tribe swap, Jerri’s revelation to everyone that she has the Earth Idol put Candice into a panicked frenzy and came to me and asked me to throw the challenge so that she’d still be safe.
I told her sure fine, what the fuck ever, and then talked with Shane and we basically agreed that it wasn’t going to happen. So the challenge comes along, and Shane runs off to do it, but I make the bitch move and just sit there and don’t do it, so that I can throw it, but still win. I know, I’m so great and fantastic, I’m told daily.
Anyway, we still lose the challenge because Corinne just have to be off her fucking rocker twat and shout at Shane and a whole lot of other bullshit. Corinne of course runs off to Candice, and Candice, blinded by the urge to protect her furry cub, sends a few plans to shit and send NaOnka and Corinne to exile. In addition Russell’s smelly asshole is off to exile as well, leaving only four people, including myself, to survive two tribal councils. However, I have my Fire Idol, and I know that even though it’s only a one time use thing, it’ll easily, EASILY, get me through both tribals, so I’m in no way freaking out about it. Although I did act scared and pissed with Candice just to fuck with her head. It was kind of fun.
So I’m scheming with Shane on how to survive and the plan is simple. Vote Stephenie out first in a 3 to 1 vote and then have Shane tell Greg that the men are sticking together, but then turn on him with me and we’d vote Greg out 2 to 1, however there’s a slight hitch in the plan. Greg apparently has an idol that could fuck us over. I have to pretend to semi panic, because I’m sure as hell keeping my Fire Idol a secret, and I devise a plan to keep us both safe and flush out the idol away from Greg.
I tell Shane that we have to tie the vote between Greg and Stephenie, that way the idol is flushed out, but Stephenie is still the one leaving. Plan works like a charm and we’re set up to stay in the game perfectly now that Greg is completely vulnerable, but damn it all to hell, NaOnka is removed and Greg is spared. I’m pissed because this was the perfect opportunity to be rid of him, but will just have to look at the positives and be thankful that he no longer has his Air Idol.
I guess that’s all for now really, I think I’m in a really good position in this game and if I keep it up I could definitely see myself winning this game. I’ve made my presence known and then sank into the background while other people are starting their own arguments. I was the first one to start a fight so it looks like I’m not trying to fly under the radar, but I’m certainly no longer the center of attention and I don’t think too many people are concerned about the threat I could be. It’s all just so wonderful.
